That’s Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin just, uh, standing there while Russian pop star Katya Lel gently caresses him. I’m not sure what Lel is saying, but my closest guess is that it’s a cover of Okkervil River’s “A Stone” given Ovechkin’s facial expression.

It’s oddly unnerving. Even so, you can tell that Ovechkin is still an amateur.

At 1:05 he blinks which sort of ruins the whole illusion.

Source: Puck Daddy