In fact, the Rangers third baseman hates it so much that he won’t even let innocent kids touch his head in a friendly classroom game of duck, duck, goose.

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No, seriously. Just watch.

Beltre won’t even let his own kids touch his head, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised.