“There are many places in Moscow where young people can have fruit drinks and relax,” he offers, a bit tamely. OK, how ‘bout the fun stuff? Well, we could go to Dolls, says Vlad, loosening up. It’s dark, pulsating and saunalike. No chance of running into Dad here. But no dancing, Jenna and Barbara–that’s reserved for the strippers. Next stop? The Up and Down Club, a dinner destination for the rich and glitzy. To round off the night, a trip to Chameleon, with male and female dancers (in elevated cages), pornography shown on huge video screens and separate rooms for those who choose to broaden their minds a little.
If all that’s a bit too risque, Zhirinovsky suggests a trip to northern Russia by train, promising “ice cream and other treats.” Most of all, he wants the young women to escape America’s pressures, come to Russia, “relax their psyches.” Whatever. If the twins don’t accept, PERI cordially does.
