The people predicting a trainwreck may not realise that Musk has a fairly extensive comedy background, more in the Andy Kaufman anti-comedy stunt school than in the stand-up tradition. Kaufman, however, was never in possession of near-infinite resources or the ability to build novelty flamethrowers. Here is a guide to the comedy stylings of Elon Musk, including what might be the most valuable joke of all time. June 2010: Musk joins Twitter Many billionaires appear happy to spend their staggering amounts of money in relative anonymity....

In the third quarter of the Week 11 divisional matchup, Brown took a hard hit following a catch, and took a knee on the sideline following the hit. Officially, Brown would be ruled as questionable to return with a chest injury. Earlier in the game, Brown sustained a hand injury and was listed as questionable to return. He did, eventually, check back into to the game with the injury....

Musician Aaron, 34, was found dead in a bathtub on November 5 at his home in Lancaster, California. He was pronounced dead at the scene, according to local authorities. A cause of death has not yet been revealed. Days before he passed away, Aaron spoke about his desire to be back on good terms with Backstreet Boys star Nick, 42, with whom he had a complicated relationship over the years....

Yankees slugger Aaron Judge said he felt a chill, as he does whenever he’s in the park. Maybe he wanted the thermostat raised to 78. Of course he didn’t. The A/C was just a handy way for him to avoid saying he trolled Astros second baseman Jose Altuve. Judge was rounding third base on his third-inning home run when he pulled the sides of his jersey top toward his chest....

Each of the winners announced is a William V. Campbell Trophy finalist for the award given to the best scholar-athlete in the nation. MORE: SEC icons | Best BCS moments | First-and-10 The 16 winners are (with GPA and majors): QB Trevor Adams, Northwest Missouri State: 3.94 GPA, Biology & PsychologyS John Arena, Johns Hopkins: 4.00 GPA, NeuroscienceLB Max Bullough, Michigan State: 3.56 GPA, FinanceQB Derek Carr, Fresno State: 3....

Bulldogs coach Mark Richt said Murray heard a pop in his left knee when he made a cut on a 28-yard run in the second quarter of the Bulldogs' 59-17 win over Kentucky. Murray was limping at the end of that series, which ended with his touchdown pass to tight end Arthur Lynch. But he remained in the game for one more possession. He left the game after he was hit by defensive end Za'Darius Smith on an interception with 2:17 remaining in the half....

MORE: Packers’ unfinished offseason business | All-time hated players We’re not sure why any Packers “fan” would be angry about Rodgers’ cadences, which generate offside and encroachment penalties on a weekly basis to help Green Bay win football games. Richard Klatt from Big Bend, Wis., however, thinks they’re ruining football. No joke. “I hope that this season the Packers can refrain from their unprofessional play-calling,” Klatt wrote to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, which published his letter....

The most stunning move of Thursday’s first round saw the Packers trade up to land Utah State quarterback Love, a physically gifted but raw prospect who has drawn comparisons with Patrick Mahomes. The selection was reminiscent of Green Bay picking a sliding Rodgers in 2005 when they had future Hall of Famer Brett Favre entrenched as the starter, a position he would hold onto for the next three years....

The Green Bay Packers quarterback, 38, faced criticism late in 2021 when, after testing positive for the novel coronavirus, he revealed that he had not been vaccinated as he expressed skepticism about the vaccine’s efficacy. His comments were all the more controversial because he told reporters back in August 2021 that he had been immunized against COVID-19, though he didn’t detail how. He isolated for 10 days in November 2021 after testing positive for COVID-19....

Aaron Rodgers reportedly has played his last snap with the Packers amid turmoil between he and the Green Bay front office, with trade rumors bubbling up on the first day of the 2021 NFL Draft. While original reports suggested that Rodgers would be pleased with a trade to one of three teams — the Broncos, 49ers and Raiders — ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler reports that the interest is mutual (via Bleacher Report): After selecting Trey Lance No....

When asked on CNN whether she feared there would be “some form of repeat” of the unrest in Washington, D.C. before or during the inauguration of Joe Biden, the Virginia Democrat said her concerns extended far beyond January 20. “The large concern that I have is not about a particular date,” she said. “The real issue that I think we need to focus on as American people is that there is a violent and extreme ideology that has taken hold, that has been given safe harbor […] in the political space,” she said on Thursday....

This week, a leaked draft of a Supreme Court opinion posed a major threat to reproductive rights. Americans learned Roe v. Wade, a case that protects a person’s right to an abortion, may soon be overturned. As a physician, healthcare advocate, and woman, I join the millions of people appalled by this threat. I will continue fighting for my patients and community. Right now, it’s important to know abortion is still legal in all 50 states....

It comes as the court, which has a 6-3 conservative majority, is set to rule on a case out of Mississippi later this year that could gut or overturn the 1973 decision that legalized abortion nationwide. That would likely prompt over 20 states to severely restrict or ban abortion. With access to abortion imperiled, activists are planning to head to Washington, D.C., to mark Saturday’s anniversary with a rally in front of the Supreme Court....

During almost two hours of oral arguments in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization on Wednesday, questions from the six conservative members of the court hinted that they were inclined to uphold a Mississippi law that would ban most abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy. The ruling in the Mississippi case could decide the fate of Roe, along with the decision in Planned Parenthood v. Casey which reaffirmed Roe in 1992....

Since 1985, when Absolut began commissioning artists to paint its trademark bottle, it’ had a rising number of calls from fans requesting their favorite ads. Now it gets about 350 requests a month -from younger and younger callers Absolut’s even hired a psychologist to weed out minors requests: Absolut Carding.

Before the season started, numerous names were linked to the Milanese giants as the new owners of the club looked to propel them into the elite category once again. Andrea Belotti, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and Alvaro Morata were some of the big names connected to the seven time European Cup winners. However Milan finally settled on the Portugese prodigy Andre Silva and secured the services of Nikola Kalinic on a loan deal from Fiorentina....

Rossoneri Sport Investment Lux completed their purchase of a 99.9 per cent stake in the club on Thursday, a statement from previous holding company Fininvest has confirmed. The investment group, led by executive director Han Li, has been trying for some weeks to conclude a deal but closure on the agreement was persistently pushed back. Inter & Milan interested in Moreno It is reported that Li signed the contract to authorise the final payment of €370m in Milan on Thursday, bringing an end to Silvio Berlusconi’s 31-year ownership of the club....

Who is Florida State? Are these Seminoles another version of those classic national championship teams from the 1990s? Is this really the best team in the nation? Can they end the SEC’s reign of terror? Florida State overwhelmed Duke 45-7 in the ACC Championship Game on Saturday, as expected. Pick all the nits you want. It’s the ACC. It was Duke. Jameis Winston completed just two passes in three first-quarter drives and threw two interceptions....

The Wolfpack upended Syracuse on Friday evening in the quarterfinals of the ACC Tournament, a 66-63 final, thanks in large part to a banked-in 3-pointer by Ralston Turner with a little more than two minutes remaining. It’s been that kind of month for the Orange, who lost for the fifth time in their past seven games. Then in a bizarre final possession, Syracuse missed six shots despite grabbing five offensive rebounds....

AccuScore has the Jazz as solid 75.1 percent favorites to win, a number that would warrant a -301 price on the money-line. Vegas is dealing the Jazz at -340, so bettors are best off avoiding money-line wagers. The average score after 10,000-plus simulations is 108-101. There is about an even chance either team covers the spread, whether it’s Minnesota’s +7.5 or Utah’s -7.5. Utah is 7-1 ATS in its last eight games, but there’s no play on the side....